Want to make a wish?
Just take a great thrash metal singer (Mark Ousegueda from DEATH ANGEL) or one of your frineds, hang him on Gary Holt (SLAYER, EXODUS) and yourself (again, you can use a friend for this as well) and get someone like Chuck Billy (TESTAMENT) cheering for you. Then you do the “human wishbone” and make a wish.
That would know how to handle drums or guitars or growling at least to the extent that I would be worthy of carrying these guys crates and boxes. Damn…!